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apprentice P/A

being a p/a here is one of the most trusted jobs possible. you'll essentially have the 'keys to the castle' (passwords, usernames, debit cards). this is a role that requires total confidentiality, a strong and loyal personality type is essential.

Ever seen the film the "devil wears prada" well there is no devil here, we are all on the same team, just you are on the front line. Literally you are the link that hold the whole business together, keen on you being a Dog Lover and wanting to keep a Chihuahua safe overnight when required. Will be asked to sign Official Secrets Act at some point during you're employment. 

The training and experience you will get with us will open the door to a High Level PA job in your future. We expect commitment tho, three years before you even think of leaving okay? with our Business and Military customer base a wealth of networking opportunities awaits you.

Age and previous experience is irreverent. You need to be well presented at all times, well spoken, articulate and dedicated to We Love Technology!

apprentice website designer

you ARE a highly creative person, comfortable with both pc and mac - YOU'VE built a few websites for friends or family, you're highly organised, self SUFFICIENT and have the drive to build WEB PAGES that are going to win us all awards and accolades.

Dont panic! We are going to give you 1-2-1 training on you're systems. All we want is for your Creativity to blossom and build some of the most eye catching, exciting and beautiful websites ever. We need a Strong yet Creative Designer. You're going to meet clients, you'll have Coffee with them, no hiding behind a computer screen here!

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rules is rules

1. dont apply for a job with us expecting a £35,000 salary with benefits because you think we are desperate to have you ON-BOARD.
2. email us a bang-upto-date colour photo - we have seen dating sites, we know YOUR good at hiding who you really are - fat/thin/tall/small DOESN'T matter to us, just dont hide youR true self. we are a military contractor so they like to have photos of all our staff)
3. we do not have any robot jobs here (did you see that at the top of the page). a robot job is where you go to work and perform a repetitive task. we are 100% team-players, everyone will muck-in with all tasks, for example emptying the bins (without being asked to do so), CLEANING the toilet, making coffee, cleaning motorcycles, front of house meet and greet clients, helping with moving STUFF, RUNNING errands, working out of hours, WALKING the dog (the boss has a chihuahua, damn cute it is too), working long hours, working bank holidays
4. if you have a criminal record, we can not get you past security checks, we are a military contractor. you'll never get onto a military/gov/airport sites therefore cant offer you a job.
5. a clear understanding of confidentiality. you will be expected to sign the official secrets act at some point during you'er employment with us.
6 We will only reply by phone or email to SUCCESSFUL Candidates

Okay enough rules. Email us..! (buttons on the top right of the site, Subject line should be the job you want)

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